I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.

Sorry, there isn’t room in this conversation for me, you and your massive sense of entitlement. I’ll check out.

Nope, my favorite is the original cast which was before I was born. My second favorite would be the Eddie Murphy years which is when I was still in elementary school.

This most recent one was one of his best.

I just never would have expected it of him. Sam Bee and John Oliver are terrific, but they should be terrific. Seth Meyers is the milquetoast former Weekend Update guy who got one of the most baffling promotions ever, but he’s putting it to good use.

Meyers puts all the Closer Look segments on YouTube by the next morning and they’re all I bother watching.

Oh this is just fucking priceless...

Backpfeifengesicht.

I have yet to be entertained by Jimmy Fallon.

Just be grateful he didn’t do one of his fucking ‘slow jam the news’ segments with Trump.

Meanwhile, on Seth Meyers...

Sigh... Because, yet again, they are physically addicted. Their body literally thinks it needs heroin to survive. Like yours and mine need air and water and food.

I said elsewhere that the first film I saw him in was Cold Comfort Farm (terrific movie and also terrific novel) in a relatively minor but highly noticeable role and three years later he was the lead in Dark City, which was still semi-indie, but got a lot of attention... then a bunch of small roles again for years. No…

Morning epiphany: Demi Lovato also sounds like a font.

I just read this quote from him. It sounds like he has phenomenally bad luck:

Great question. He’s no Olivier, but he can definitely hold a lead role, he has the looks... Maybe he likes doing indie films? Some actors are like that.

The reason the vast majority of people are addicted to heroin in this country is that about 10 years ago, doctors were giving out opiates like they were candy. Then one day, the government rescheduled them all and doctors stopped prescribing them. Heroin was the only recourse for most of them.

Thank god he finally knows about The Issue.

Or I could not give a shit what you think.

Put in a comma and it’s a Starbuck’s order.