Oh god, no. I don’t want to be younger. Younger people are the worst.

Please, do explain how this photo will help the kid right now since you seem to think that’s all that matters.

I came home from college in the early two-thousands and saw ads on TV with a girl who can’t get a job. She uses this product. She gets her skin lighter. She gets the job.

Nope. I learned it from my father who was an English professor.

Whoops. I replied to your previous comment without seeing this insult. Now it’s time to dismiss all your comments so no one can see them and never reply to you again. Toodles.

Yeah, we know, someone else already posted the quote. We already know that Bill Clinton is the man and Hillary has to share that opinion. Also that she’s already president.

Those photos included unblurred images of that child, taken without that child’s permission, which will be on the internet forever. I don’t understand how you can simultaneously call what the cops a good thing and not give a shit about that child’s welfare.

No one said they created it. People are saying they made it worse by exploiting a child. You seem to think only one group of people is capable of bad behavior at a time. That’s not how things work.

All of this, of course, is in addition to the fact that the child’s unblurred face, maybe the most traumatic moment in his life, is now immortalized online.

The cops made that kid a star. Unlike Jezebel, they didn’t blur his face either. Now he’ll be on the internet forever as the kid with junkie parents. The Police: We’re Helping!

We are, of course, saddened by the loss of a student under any circumstances, and particularly when the loss comes about by suicide.

Yes. Much worse. He can't provide his own employees what he claims to want to make federal law.

Not unusual... unless we are talking about businesses owned by a guy running for president on a paid maternity leave platform.

“A serious hiccup” is not “the country was brought to a standstill.”

Sort of fits in with Donald Duck, Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, etc. having no penises.

It’s kind of like how certain lingerie is sexier than no clothes at all...

Friendship with benefits is magic.

She’s a cartoon. They tend to be smooth down there.

Is... is this spam?

If you click through the link, you’ll see that it’s a ‘nightmare’ because the stickers in messages, that you don’t have to use, are annoying.