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flyingsquid

He just needs to imagine he’s in Hong Kong. 30 square metres domiciles are common.

I know one guy who actually prides himself on only wearing shorts, ever. Winter in Ohio is no place for that shit. It’s annoying and childish. And dangerous.

My mom moved between several religions, but my dad, his parents and my mom’s parents did not. Every Sunday (until we got too big and too much of a pain in the ass to force into “church” clothes and the car) we went. *shrug* It took on my siblings, though in a very disorganized way. My mother gave me a Bible and a

I wonder why the indoctrination failed so hard so early for us and those like us. Although knowing how long it took my dad to turn water into wine probably helped that particular failboat along.

I had no idea (clearly if we had any religious kids books, I didn't read them, LOL! I'll have to ask my sister.)

With this cactus!

The normal thing is to have more than one GPS, and also Radar. If that fails, you use your iphone. Unless of course all these thing broke in both boats at the same time.

Your commitment to that joke never fails to amuse me.

Good luck trying to get Fox to ever say that American Sailors were the “armed illegals crossing the border”.

Oh, yes, it’s totally a legit thing to go after Hillary for something that is actually on her husband, but God forbids that a reporter asks Trump about the beating, rape and cheating that he himself forced upon his wife...

Broken clock syndrome. Happens with Rand Paul, too.

Yeah, this is about the sanest, most solid, agreeable thing I’ve ever heard from Marco Rubio. He should work this in to future speeches.

“I didn’t even know he was still around.” - what Sen. Rubio’s Senate colleagues say when his name comes up.

YOU GUYS I THINK I JUST AGREED WITH SOMETHING MARCO RUBIO SAID AND NOW MY UTERUS IS ALL LIKE

he is not wrong

As long as we’re throwing money at the problem, why not just go for the heated attached garage? Works wonders for me.

Look at you, Uncle Pennybags

Oh yeah. I’m 100% sure she knew. She is as guilty as he is. What a couple of pieces of walking shit.

What also sucks is that I can’t find decent coverage of it that DOESN’T involve fucking Breitbart or The Daily Caller. >_<

Ummm, then we are on the same page, because that always seemed odd to me. Or just Karma is a bitch. But the son shouldn’t have had to pay for the father’s sins...