Sometimes when I snap at my kids, I’m like “I regret how I handled that.” And that’s pretty much the same as shooting up a pizza joint because you think there are sex slaves in the nonexistent basement.

can you imagine what that’s like? Going online, making friends with all the other conspiracy nuts? Now all of his friends think he’s part of a false flag operation? That’s gotta hurt.

I am so fucking ready to see this woman get her Inauguration Day.

I honestly believe Clinton deliberately baits him into that sort of attack, and he’s just too damn stupid not to walk right into it. She figures out exactly how she can needle him to make him publicly melt down and then stands there and smiles through it and looks thoroughly presidential while he’s throwing a tantrum…

Because his supporters are different than Mitt and Gore’s. They don’t care about his terrible behavior because either they approve of it or they’re too busy being angry at Hillary and modern America.

Trump moved on Hillary like a bitch, and he failed.

That moment where he went up right behind her and just stood there staring while she talked made me so uncomfortable. I watched with a bunch of friends and all the women thought it was so creepy and none of the men could understand why.

Spoiler alert:

Or she could wear this shirt. I wonder how fast his head would explode???

I personally wish I was at the diner where pence was when he found out. It was apparently so bad that his staffers had to clear the press pool from the restaurant.

This fucking election. I can’t. This is a presidential election!!!

I’m seeing an awful lot of people online this morning on various news sites commenting on the Kim story saying “they should have killed her.” or “too bad she survived, because she’s a whore.”

I enjoy Martha’s and Snoop’s friendship. It’s cute he gave her a painting.

Is it just me or is she seriously channeling the Queen here?

Have you considered intimidation and/or fraud? I mean, just saying.

I’m curious. What would happen if these conservatives, broke with the GOP and formed a third party? It would probably be made up of them and more than a few moderates, but would it actually hurt America or help?

They did it in kind of a curious way, focusing on all the great American presidents they didn’t support: