Eyebrow shade.  Duh.

This has been a test of the Trump Embarrassing Statement Alert System.

Didn’t Wisconsin Republicans pull a similar trick a few years ago under Scott Walker? Not a veto override but some other issue where they assured Democrats there would be no committee vote and then voted anyway?

Trump warned Bolton and everybody else about trusting him back during the campaign.

Nary a one...

It would save her a lot of work if she just automated a standard White House response for every time Trump lies/says something ridiculous/offends whole populations.

Arrest me.

And natural tans always leave pink piggy eyes.

Are you telling me CEO’s aren’t watching Kennedy every Monday thru Thursday at 9 pm ET/8 pm CT? How do they know what stock positions to take?

“You’re on this program because I’ve got questions that I want to ask.”

President Incurious is incurious.

I thought they being more progressive was more self-evident. After all, they are fine with women being sexy cops, sexy construction workers, sexy astronauts, sexy professors, sexy business executives...

I find him entirely consistent, just not in any good way. From his cutesy unicorn obsession, to his leaden jokes, repugnant politics, self-serving commentary and eternal frat boy demeanor - he’s an eternal turd.

How could you suffer Gutfeld?

It could be worse.

Cantaloupe Goatee is my new band name.

That photo is more uncanny valley, imo.

Bartenders carry wield much social influence.

This Mashable article from 2012 gives a nice recap of Trump’s election night meltdown and EC tantrum.