Also, boat picture is perfectly Dane Cook.

This is all happening way too early.

And those that do won’t find them funny.

Yeah, this isn’t disturbing at all.

Watching Hallmark must be like staring at a snow globe filled with Hummel figurines.

I haven’t seen anyone else named in the media.  I will gladly mock all the other parents and kids.

It’s going to take one really nice car before Olivia forgives her mom over this.

Here is a visual metaphor of Kimberly Guilfoyle surrounding herself with some of the worst people America has to offer.

Seriously, NBA.  Give the Kardashians their own franchise just for dating convenience.

The headline here is Donald Trump identified a Foreign Minister.  Any Foreign Minister.

I could rack up $69MM worth of fuck ups with one hand tied behind my back.  When will my total incompetence be fully appreciated by society?

So, no...they didn’t learn a damn thing.

What I definitely won’t miss is watching Simon Helberg struggle with his fork*. It’s not a baseball bat, Simon. You don’t need to choke up on it. You’re an adult. Stop holding your fork like a toddler.

Eric Bolling is back on Fox?  When did this happen?

Wrong. It’s a Reuben sandwich with a side of freshly made potato salad.

From the source article:

Oh, you and your MBA jargon.

If exposing the wrongdoing of a former employer who happens to be president of the United States makes someone a rat then I say bring on more rats. 

The question isn’t where but who. Who is going to where that skirt? The answer, of course, is people you least want to see in a skirt like that.

I was going to ask the vulgarities get bumped up about 30%.