Perhaps the Toxoplasma gondii parasite has boat payments.

You made me remember Tom Green.  You are dead to me.

First Baptist Dallas has a history of nationally embarrassing pastors.

How is this not a Dinesh D’Souza Joint?

Will Gamera be in this one? Gamera is the friend of children.

And it looks like it’s going to be a cold (cold) winter.

Dr. Pimple Popper

McCarthy is very in tune with the spirit world.  For years she she experienced a haunting where the spirit told her she had mail.

Has Fox News ever made full public disclosure of Don, Jr., banging Fox News Barbie #17?

That’s my lament. Neither Cuomo nor Nixon is a good option.

Besides her lacking experience in public policy, administration, service, finance, consensus building,...

Call me crazy.

In my darker moments I think America deserves Trump.

There must be better candidates out there. 

Needs more electric guitar.

“It’s gonna take a long time to build...it’s got TWO wings...not many people know that...and they aren’t little wings either...they’re huge wings...so it’s gonna take a long time to build...and it will be painted red, white and blue...you’ll see...it will be magnificent...the top in the world...guess what colors it…

In my ideal fantasy the NFL response should start with a very indignant “You know what?...”

Trump advocates universal application of the No Fatties, No Uggos standard.

Someone is going to need a bigger security detail break room. I hope Pruitt kept his office architect’s business card.

You may be tempted to pair that vintage tablecloth with some vintage potato salad. Don’t.