I can’t keep track of all these mononyms. I’m a old.

I think he’s trying to convince the crowd that windy day video was FAKE NEWS. I don’t know. I haven’t mustered will to watch the speech yet.

I’m not going to comment on nine year old Lil Tay. Not my table.

Filed Under: Famous Last Words

If you are in the position where walking out of the correspondents dinner is even an option you are one of the elites.

Does that presidential seal indicate a Warrant of Appointment like they do in the UK?

Hell, Leopold and Loeb had a better plan. The disappearance of the princes in the Tower of London was a better plan. “Come aboard my submarine, my dear”is not a plan.

I see where your problem is. You have only heard the introductory, or Bronze Level explanation of the National Vetting Center. To learn more about the NVC you will need the Silver Level package. Silver Level members receive a lovely binder packed with exciting details essential to understanding how potential…

Be sure to leave room for Jesus during those slow dances, kids.

My money is on Woah Vicki and her mad ninja skillz.

Really. Ask not for whom the bell tolls.

I believe the children are our future, you pussy ass bitch!

How does one quantify a lack of attraction? There is a line in Shirley Jackson’s The Haunting that describes the story’s Hill House. Something to the effect that there isn’t a single square angle built into the house, and all those odd angles add up to one big error. That is how I feel about Rossellini. Her hair,…

Yeah. That’s my sentiment, too.

No. No, she isn’t. I don’t hold any ill will towards her but I just don’t get her. There is the scene from 30 Rock where Liz Lemon gets her first glimpse of her as Jack’s ex-wife and exclaims “Wow! She’s gorgeous.” Just...no.

PM May just found out loyalty is a one way street in Trumpopolis.

What good is a $43,000 secure phone booth if you go around blabbing about it?

The absence of Ivanka is a dead giveaway.

Because the best, most fantastic War Rooms are in black and white. They’re just incredible. When we launch our beautiful cruise missiles we do it in black and white.