How does this guy keep getting political work?

Hey, it was a different time...Friday.

June Cleaver wore pearls. What else could a woman want?

She proclaimed Smart dead and gave a general description of where to find her body. This was at least the third time she wrongly proclaimed kidnapped children dead.

Who plays Sylvia Brown and as how big of an idiot is she portrayed?

As long as the plastic injection molds are in good shape there is no reason why there couldn’t be multiple Melanias.

I imagine it was Ivanka’s idea of punk. If GOOP hired a punk columnist it would be someone like young Ivanka.

If you want scary but no gore go old school with the original The Haunting. The Innocents is also good.

The video of him yelling “Hey, (N-Word)!” and then shooting in Long’s direction just wasn’t enough to warrant an attempted murder charge, apparently. Violent crime is all about nuance.

They would have been covered in dirk.

I dunno. Rick Perry is definitely a dufus, and he proves it pretty much every time he speaks, but his use of “territory” before he says “country” leads me to believe he simply misspoke.

I didn’t know Margaret Keane had a line of eye cosmetics.

The Frighteners.

That and lower back pain.

Next up: Alfred Hitchcock, Harry Cohn and Louis B. Mayer.

IKR. Hasn’t this been Stone’s reputation for like four decades?

I had a ghost cat in my crappy, dilapidated duplex at college. I would feel it walking across my water bed at night.

I’ve always known my dick is ugly, but it does have a great personality with a puckish sense of whimsy.

Polished as in waxy and fake (thanks,Trump)?

Is “dignify” really the proper word here?