Ok. That Overlook Hotel idea wouldn’t let me alone until I actually made one.

Or out of a gothic horror novel. Or in one of the vintage ballroom photographs at the Overlook Hotel.

Usually it takes generations of inbreeding to get a ruling dynasty this dumb.

Just two minor changes to the program this year.

Just two minor changes to the program.

Good. Coachella is just the Gathering of the Juggalos with less Faygo.

President Florida Man says “Watch this!”

In March, McMaster hired Dina Powell, who had previously worked as an advisor to Ivanka Tump, as the new deputy national security advisor for strategy.

That world is Ganzimoor Beta Five, a small planet in the Moronic Galaxy.

It is Alex Jones’ world now.

Waiting for Trump’s outraged tweet about leaking a pending military operation, being exposed by Cernovich, putting US military assets in harm’s way, in 3...2..........oh, never mind.

Trump declined to give details on what the new policy might entail...

Six Flags Over THUNKA THUNKA THUNKA THUNKA SKREEEEEEEEEE

If the photographer had just included Kushner’s right hand in that shot you would be able to see the golf club he was using as a walking stick.

This article fails to properly identify the factor that makes this ad exceptionally absurd compared to earlier ads: choosing a lesser Kardashian to personify the spirit of reconciliation and unity.

OK. But why Kendall?

“I don’t know that the critics who may say that of me, if they found themselves in this very unique and unprecedented situation that I am now in, would do any differently than I am doing..”

Kendall’s the one who chose not to buy a big ass, right?

They are. But they are the type of family values practiced by the Tudors.