Stop living in the past, man! Trump is the future. He’s going to kill a guy on 5th Avenue.

...unless you want to hear about young conservatives groping each other in a crowded bar...

I was hoping that we learned reboots of childish television shows are invariably worse than the originals. The Munsters reboot in the ‘80s and the Gilligan’s Island TV movies, for example.

She should have never left Whoville.

In those towns I understand curators decide the best placement of the butter cow exhibit.

Revered art curator and style icon Stacy Engman

Lyndon LaRouche was buying national campaign infomercial time in 1984 and 1988. I watched them. I was stoned at the time.

Is Gawker Media hosting a Murder Mystery Night?

I think you are mistaken assuming no one sees the grays. I routinely use the Show Hidden button, and many grays are given ad hoc promotions by there commenting “betters”. That said, it took forever laboring in the gray for me to regain full commenter status.

I recently regained my citizenship on Gawker. Here. Take my hand. I’ll lift you up.

Finally! A modern vehicle that could easily earn a Banana Splits endorsement.

You write for Gawker Media. Dr. Coates advises a presidential candidate on national security issues. S.E. Cupp speaks for her entire generation on Fox News, Cnn and MSNBC. If you want a sweet gig it seems majoring in art history is the way to go.

If you choose a career field in which Paris Hilton excels you forfeit any braggadocio privleges.

High speed noise is to be expected when you have a broken governor.

I am planning my binge watch snack menu right now!

There is a theory that Old Navy stores are Illuminati fronts, and Old Navy commercials are a means of communicating the dates and times of secret Illuminati meetings that are held in the basements of Old Navy stores. So while you may feel comforted by Illuminati control you should be disturbed by their fashion choices.

Elves cobble shoes.

Has anyone checked the calender? Mayber her vagina won’t be so angry this time.

How do you expect the man to get the job done with that sort of gym music? Eye of the tiger!

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