Total fail. What respectable car-flipping customizer owns a non-black shirt?

The secret to closing these great car deals is to work the word “brother” into the conversation as many times as possible.

It must be the sheer size of the ship that makes a 15 degree list exhilarating. On my very much smaller vessel that angle wouldn’t even raise an eyebrow.

I assume Andrea and Dave are waiting to physically celebrate their love until after entering the sanctity of Christian marriage like all real Americans.

Someone needs to inform all these Fox hosts there is more than one SEAL team.

You know how in every election there is always the candidate with a milky eye who shows up at the public access channel election debate wearing an American flag suit covered in thirty four pieces of campaign button flair and he answers every debate question with rants about how FDR sold out Pearl Harbor? Trump is that…

I don’t know. I kind of want to hear Batman speak with a Southie accent.

I once had a coworker who would bribe chefs to severely undercook is chicken.

4 - 0. They can quit now and still have the highest scoring game in the history of soccer.

Tony’s a dick.

+++1 for iGrave.

Lutefisk!

I am still unclear on what exactly Scott Disick does.

Your idea of smoking bwisket over ducks intwigues me.

Whose goat did they eject back then?

But she campaigned against teen sex and pregnancy. Bristol is 24. See? It’s totally different. And Vanilla Ice totally did not rip off that song.

But does he have the moves?

You will need both the enhance and rotate functions here.

It’s just one of the perks of not living in a tube.

Squid - always a perjorative.