A Trump rally will be held a few miles from my house tomorrow. A protest is also in the works. Should I go? And to which one?

The Lion Guard, named after the Mussolini quote retweeted by Trump’s campaign, has taken on the mission of identifying and thwarting any future Trump rally disruptors. The story over at Salon. And here is a portion of the Lion Guard manifesto:

Hordes of ChiCom soldiers are streaming out of my local WalMart. I envy the dead.

There you have it.

Just in time for your old fashioned Christmas Eve waterboarding.

Betsy Rothstein, a totally nice columnist at Daily Caller who totally has black friends, wrote this investigative piece investigating the racial background of a Washington Post reporter who deceptively has a racial background.

Documentary Producer: 'Ben Carson Like Moses, Renewed and Transformed'

io9's Dangerous Toys article got me all nostalgic for the Golden Age of Dangerous Toys. Enjoy browsing this site dedicated to Sears Wishbooks from Christmas past. I spent many childhood hours studying these, carefully refining my annual yuletide wishlist.