6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

I'd like to take this opportunity to offer my couch-psychiatry diagnosis that Michael Jackson wasn't a pedophile. He was just a fucking weirdo obsessed with re-creating a happy childhood that he never had. Maybe his relationships with children were not healthy (in that he didn't understand his proper role as an…

Girl I think it's gonna be ok. I was very worried about the singing - but then someone on the Interwebs made this video:

Dear Close Friend,

Ha! I was on vacation in France with my parents, and my father, who can NOT speak French, decided that he (not me, the French-speaker) wanted to order a vervain (tea). By the time the poor waitstaff had figured out what he wanted, they had brought him a 'verre de vin' (glass of wine), a banana, and an extra chair…

Alana's an 8 year old reality TV star. I'm not sure we should be critiquing her behavior as much as the adults around her.

You can read them now...

Neither butter nor coffee are paleo, never mind the MCT oil. Paleo diet people are so ridiculous. YES I'M JUDGING.

I heard he's been assigned as a stableboy at Putin's Totally Hetero Shirtless Riding Ranch.

I'm confused about the whole "up to God" thing, then. If you are taking medical measures to optimize or increase your fertility, how is that at all different from taking birth control, in terms of meddling with "God's plan?" You're taking measures into your own hands for both. It's the exact opposite of birth control,…

Poor Jorah, seeing Khaleesi's boytoy leaving her room. He's my favorite Sad.

I've been waiting for that moon door moment since the series began, and it was glorious although I preferred the wording in the book (Only Cat!). Oddly the more full-on piratey Littlefinger's voice becomes the more attractive I find him... and he's only second to Oberyn for me this season.

Black people tearing each other down? America loves it.

Putting not-candy in easter eggs is probably the fastest way to turn kids against your cause anyway.

That seems like going down a really specific rabbit hole in order to get to indignation.

Yeah, my alma mater did this too except it's waaaaay too long.

Don's old news.

First thought

It is feminism that allows female characters like Claire, Cersei Lannister, Skyler White, etc. - female characters who are written in opposition to men, but with motivations and personalities outside of their relation to those men - but I don't see a need to discuss to death whether each new Important Female Character…