Anyone want to jump on this train:

I wouldn't say I've been part of the accident crowd so much as the extreme mortification crowd on this. The first incident was when I lived overseas at 16 and wanted to wax my bikini line because duh, anyone can do it - and themselves! So off I marched after school to the local pharmacy which sold beauty products…

Also: you forgot to mention:

Bathroom pic: Towel Lengthened

Are you sure this wasn't at the pubic wig store, Amerkin Apparel? rimshot

I think that's Christian Bale's hair piece from "American Hustle".

I'm usually number 5, but that's because people around me are the people described in 1-4.

Or

Open your eyes I see
Your eyes are open
Wear no disguise for me
Come into the open

When it's cold outside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame

Always
I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony harmony oh love

Melting the ice for me
Jump into the ocean
Hold back the tide I see
Your…

Yeah, you certainly can live without it. Though I think it's really important to eat things you enjoy. I've been doing what I call the French Diet. Basically it's eat whatever you want, just pay attention to how much you're eating and be as active as possible. Like all the French people I know don't shy away from…

"I can't imagine how you're still standing up. I think I would die." - Gwyneth to a woman who had lost her son.

This immediately came to mind:

Mindy was right. He would make a great centaur.

Part of me died when they canceled that show.

I had to stop watching after like 5 minutes during the live broadcast because it looked like the were filming the whole thing on the discarded set of Passions.

White light fanatics, I have a few questions for you... Do you feel anything? Do you possess a personality? Do you have a soul?

Multicolored lights/big bulbs is the only way to do it. All other lights can step the fuck off.

I have no principles. I've been enjoying my nog for a few days and have even been listening to Christmas songs. HATERS TO THE LEFT.
As I reasoned to my poor husband, we only get a month of all my favorite things, so I'm starting early this year. Or, as my mom put it, Thanksgiving is fucking late!

Well, this is the kind of feminism that men generally approve of- the right to be naked and sexual. It's not threatening to them and it doesn't upset the social construct that they like. So Miley and Courtney aren't really risking anything by saying that.

My biggest complaints were 1. the stuff they cooked and 2. the elitist nature of the contestants. I didn't expect them to make mac and cheese or pb&js all day, but come on! The only way these kids could know of and/or cook the dishes they did was if they spent most of their childhoods being trained by a very…