I blame Christopher Plummer for my poor choice in men: the aloof, distant, unavailable, stern and complicated ones. They never turn into the Kaptein Von Trapp in the second half of the movie.

Its not her body. It's something she's added to her body for ornamental purposes.

Her name's actually Tardar Sauce.

I was just watching a documentary on the chimpanzee. I enjoyed watching the part where mumma chimpanzee put the placenta in a waterproof bag and then blogged about it. AHH NATURE.

Haunted strip club story!

Sorry if this is long.

Okay, so this was when I used to live in in a different state. I got a job working as a cocktail server at a strip club, which was a good choice for me at the time as the club was very fun, kind of metal punk vibe, and also very popular with lesbians, and since I was…

I told this story many incarnations of Kinja ago, so technically it's new, right? Of course it is.

Hey Dodai, this is my story! Now that I've had a story featured in a Jezebel feature, can I please get promoted out of the gray?? Please??

Yet again, NBC is...

Yeah. That's why indoor cats sit and stare out windows all day cause they're so happy they're not outside in nature.

Young people these days have it so easy. SOME of us planned our weddings the hard way! We didn't have Pinterest to do it all for us. We had to spend months scouring the internet, barefoot in the snow uphill both ways, to find our mason jars, barn wedding, cupcake bar ideas! Yeesh.

PEPPER ANN PEPPER ANN MUCH TOO COOL FOR 7TH GRADE. SHE'S HER OWN GREATEST FAN PEPPER ANNNN!