Most dealers are mendacious and only want to dupe/trick/con/fool the buyer into buying.... Like the stupid ads that read “199 a month lease” - then you read the fine print and the car has no fucking wheels, requires 9k down, and you can only drive it on alternating weekends to keep the mileage below 1k a year.

Because they’re idiots.

What the hell is a “vehicle virgin” and why would anyone name their channel that?

You and the market have missed the point.

Being the editor of Jalopnik means you spend a lot of time thinking about Miatas

alex roy has the countenance of a royal douche.

Why wouldn’t Christian von Koenigsegg just be “hanging out”? He’s not The Rock, he can go to the mall and walk around anonymously. He’s also wearing his little sister’s polkadot shirt for some reason.

Driver went full mustang. You never go full mustang.

Yeah I’ve got a channel with almost 5k subs and I make about $100 a month on average. It fluctuates wildly though. Sometimes it’s only $50, and I had a couple months last year where I made over $300. Luckily it’s just a hobby for me though so I don’t chase the dollar much on YouTube.

Gotta get half a million views a day to make money. My channel has 400k views and I’ve made $600 in ad revenues. Only problem is, it’s taken me a year!

It’s an urban myth that these video channels make tons of money.

I don’t watch VV mainly because VV should stand for “Vicious Vagina” and instead, we get Parker. All stupidity aside, the kid works hard, shoots and edits lots of video and makes stupid amounts of money while we sit in our office chairs and wonder why we’re not doing the same thing.

No. I am in Charleston, SC.
That is exactly how he talks and writes.

You’re literally an idiot. Please don’t reproduce.

So you drive like an asshole too?

very few early 2000s cars are aging as well as the mc12

Seriously. They should have told him to make an appointment without all the fucking around and looking him up.

I’m not digging this story. Granted the dealership should have been professional and courteous (story is totally one sided, so I’m not above believing it’s made up), but this bro sounds like someone who just wanted to drive a Porsche. You don’t “save up” for a Porsche. If you have to save up for a Porsche, you don’t…

He is all of our twins.

We Are twins. We both said GT40 when it’s a GT!