Dude, I don’t come here to be serious, put the gun away. I go to Autoblog for that.

Florida is the penis of America.

For 169k can they include a Landcruiser so you have something to drive while your rangy is broken?

You honestly made me laugh out loud.

Not sure who the bigger fuck-tard is, VW or Joe. Regardless, this is fun one to keep tabs on.

Am I wrong to still love and covet the VW / Audi TDI?

dueling douche-bags.

I love how pissed-off everyone is. Dude doesn’t own a car - he didn’t stab your cat in the throat. That being said, I can’t respect a man who has no interest in cars. It’s like not liking bacon, Megan Fox, baby animals, beaches, pie, grandparents, noodles, pandas, sugar, etc...

F**k me. The rich get richer. Pay 240k, sell for 700k three minutes after taking delivery? (I just creamed all over the seats, btw)

With all due respect, I super respectfully disagree that the F3x is even remotely the best modern three-series for ANY money. (btw Tom, define modern, is that having a warranty?)

It’s a 200 series, maybe it has remainder of factory warranty? Could a fellow Russian please translate using sub-titles?

You made my day.

Only hardcore fanboy douchebags with porsch hats say porschaaaaaaa.

Nah. the lease will stupid because Alfa residual values are only toilet worthy.

Bold prediction. The Quadrifoglio will sit on dealer lots collecting dust and fanboy fingerprints -12 months later, Alfa will kindly offer you 15k off sticker to take the diseased Quadri from it’s showroom.

lol. No thanks. Not even on safe search!

Bro - that’s rich people probs right there.

VW is currently the largest dumpster fire in the world. But damn, they make some cool-ass fucking cars.

“cock fuck” so, you can fuck a cock? I mean, the hole is really small. Like, micro-small.

Well said, agree 100%.