I can't imagine if this happened every time I butt-dial someone. That shit happens like twice a week. Things could get hectic. My social life would take quite a hit...

Next you're going to tell me the easter bunny isn't real...

I can't wait for this to come out! Now I have YET ANOTHER reason to watch my cable bill go up as Comcast rams another unwarranted and unneeded service "upgrade" down my throat....