This is fucking terrible. Between Ashton Kutcher's wooden acting to the forced drama ("Typeface is not a pressing issue" " GET OUT!" and the obligatory shot of him bombing down a highway screaming in a sportscar after being fired) this whole thing looks like a contrived mess. Also, apparently Jobs stank like shit from…

The worst thing are those people who say "I don't care! I have nothing to hide!" That's what really disgusts me, which is why today I had to write this.