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Travis, I think calling the kid an "idiot" is a little harsh. Many older Jalops on this board think the kid was just earning his stripes. The younger crew on this board thinks he's just a "flaming" moron. Life happens. You know that as you had no control with your car getting stolen. "Don't park your classic Bug in…

That'll buff right out... I know a guy in Panama that can replace the whole darn thing for $25 grand

shhh... we never talk about Tokyo Drift. There was no Tokyo Drift. It was only in your imagination. -_O

Even more painful: Someone bought a Crosstour.

If I could afford this home I'd be in a Panamera if I wanted 4 doors. I sure as fuck wouldn't be driving a glorified Honda Accord with enough headlights for 6 cars and a beak.

This ad played approximately 15,000 times during the NCAA tournament, at least for the online feed. Needless to say, by the end of the tournament, luxury became a dirty word in our household.

Somebody just got a new Bugatti..

Not sure if winking, or stroke.

Obviously not bullet proof, but probably safety glass, which is laminated to keep from shattering.

I had assumed they would be ASS and HAT.

This car was so bad, my dad got my 60 year old mom this car for her birthday, and she even said it was so ugly and he had to return it.

It's great to see someone like Glickenhaus be a team player. If you can't have some senseless fun every now and then, you're dead inside.

I want something that says Dad like leather. Like a leather daddy.

You know what else I noticed? My penis is a lot bigger now than it was in the 1980s.

I detest Mondials, but love this guy's philosophy. He's pretty much maxed the fun/exotic/$$$ equation.

This Pontiac Solstice

I've offroaded my wife's Mazda3. It fared MUCH better than the cheap, flimsy piece of fucking shitbag crap that was the unholy Jeep TJ (x2) and JK, shitty fragile balljoints and all that.

McLaren is not doing so well financially. There are numerous reports of dealers not coming close to meeting expectations, and the depreciation on the 12C is absurd compared to the 458, for instance. Cars are not flying off the showroom. Perhaps the new car will save them, but I don't see them making enough money to…

If there's an Austin 400, then there should be a Houston 500!!!! Who's with me?!