This has nothing to do with being rich. I’ve been making some good-ass cake for a long time, and could have probably afforded all this bullshit pomp and circumstance. You know what my wedding was like? $600 custom suit from Rosario the first generation racist Italian tailor, quiet 45 minute ceremony in a small…

I read the whole thing. I am now recovering on a Thoracic Surgery floor at a major teaching hospital after spending 4 hours in the OR for repeated retching leading to a massive esophageal tear. I hope the SchweddyBallsters die in a boat fire.

Why does the commentator sound like a gay munchkin getting raped?

Came here for the 88 mph jokes, left satisfied.

Once again pandering to the same sorry perceived marketing demographic of the millenial who would rather play with their phones than cane an old bitch car? Fuck you marketers, and fuck you public for buying this shit. No one wants to be in the back seat, driven around, unless you’re in a fucking Rolls Royce. And that…

Absolutely spectacular comment.

I know dude, fuck Lotus. Gimme poundage and horsepower, not this light mechanical analog bullshit. Where’s my i8?

I thought we were supposed to hate Lotus on Jalopnik because they’re bankrupt?

So what happens to the storied name “Lotus?”

I was just wondering, when the siren goes WHEEOO WHEEOO WHEEOO WHEEOO and then suddenly goes PRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! PRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! - does the cop press a button to make it change sound, or does it happen after a certain interval?

No you’re making sense, it’s just that people are fed up and no one cares anymore. People want blood, as I do at this point.

Is that Gerard Deparderp?

Welcome to Jalopnik, predictable morons as far as the eye can see. Some 911 jizzed in their eyes, they can’t see anything past that.

“He’s also happy to be racing next to Pastor next season, who — to be fair — has had more bad luck this year than outright crashtacularness.” To be really fair, Pastor has been doing decent this year. He’s finished 8th once and 7th three times since Montreal’s GP this summer. There’s potential.

Is that like some kind of denial tactic? I see a lot of uh...what’s the word, “larger?” women that crow they’re the object of everyone’s affection. I don’t see that in real life though, it’s weird.

They are shit, you’re right. So is the Diablo. I came this close to buying one (110k Canadian at the time, now they’re trading at 200k) but it was MISERABLE on the road unless you’re already moving at a good 70-80 km/h and up. Then it’s great.

You’re still at this? Fuck, I must have really gotten under your skin.

What did you win, loser?

Getting worked up are we? Moron