The only crime I see is the vertical video!!! AmIRIGHTGUYS?!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!

Shaddap you stupid fuck, you've owned or experienced a Citroen, much less a CX or DX.

I can't wait until cars start self-driving. Then I can sit back and blog, or maybe tweet on my way to school. I'm a millenial!

We call this "sour grapes," when you secretly know you made a mistake but desperately try to change your own mind by convincing yourself that the product you bought is actually amazing. You'll be a much happier individual if you just admit that the screen is stupid, but the car is amazing so win some/lose some.

I banged a leper once, her vagina fell off but it was OK nonetheless.

Why? I've flown with them twice, and the experience was excellent. Smooth flight, on-time arrival, professional and friendly cabin crew, first rate food, glitzy plane with nice subdued decor and great entertainment package on their screens, etc.

I honeymooned in Mumbai, and Nariman point is flooded with money. It's like Manhattan.

Cool story bro

Capitalizing the first word of a sentence is also important, as is the use of a linking semicolon or dash. Finally, a period must be used at the end of every sentence that is not an exclamation or question.

Bernie, is that you? LOL

I don't think a monkey like you will be involved in a Formula 1 race anytime soon, so you can stop worrying.

Stop being so easily offended, it's the most annoying trend on the internet.

I beg to differ - Honey Nut Cheerios must be nuttier.

I think the rear is awesome. And it looks like a snorting bull to me. Or some fucking psychotic anime robot.

There are enough bored multimillionaires out there who care more about exclusivity than the provenance of that Ecoboost engine. Shit, 458s and Aventadors are a dime a dozen in my city. I think it will sell out in a heartbeat, no question.

I dig it. Very fun to read. Don't change bro!

are you fucking high? Like right now when you wrote this?

You know, even the base Evora with 280 hp compared fairly well to the 997. The Evora S compared nicely to the 997 S. You should try one at the track and see what the fuss is about. I went looking for a used Gallardo versus Aston Vantage versus 911 S and walked away with an Evora after spending a few fays at the track…

No dude dont worry. Their year on year sales are up nearly double and they're looking at profitability by 2016. All good!

I read 72 thousand pounds