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“Bannon! What is this ‘Prince Albert’ I keep hearing about? People keep saying that he’s being recognized more and more.”

And once again, this is why you can’t run the government like a business.

“Herr Trump? Ja? Please, do you haff Prince Albrecht in a tin container of some zort? Vell, you had better let him out, ja? HAhahahahaha!”

OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME THEY PRANK CALL HIM ON THIS LINE.

It’s terrible that the United States has turned a blind eye towards human rights violations when we were supposed to be the stewards.

Please everyone, be calm.

Well, you know, this isn’t suspicious at all.

The worst thing of course is that the 21st and even the 22nd Century is likely to be China’s time of glory and it’s built on the back of this.

Replace “Lewandowski” with “Michael Flynn” and “Uber” with “Donald Trump” and your paraphrase still rings true.

“Ah, yeah... That’s the spot. This is so soothing and relaxi-”

“Ah, yeah... That’s the spot. This is so soothing and relaxi-”

Levandowski was ultimately doomed when he had no idea how to get out of this predicament and tried to google the answer. In retrospect, he should’ve used Ask Jeeves.

This article (or at least the headline) is really, really bad advice for anybody who lives in a city or suburb. Local governments have written laws explicitly addressing this. If you fail to mow your lawn and keep it at a reasonable length, the local municipal government will show up at your house and mow your lawn

Or if you have any reason at all to use that space for recreation, and don’t want, among other things, Lyme disease.

I grew up mowing a giant, mangy lawn. My family lived on an acre of hilltop land, which we kept shaggily mowed, too

Its a very slippery slope when art can be criticized not for its intent, but for what feelings and opinions it elicits from its audience. And this doesn’t just apply to static sculpture, this applies to all forms of art; music, film, etc.

If “I’m offended” is now the standard to have art removed from public, God help

Co-opting? Marginalizing? Hate crime?

I had Burger King last month for the first time in years. I was all geeked up to get a double cheeseburger, as I remember them being great. It sucked, the fries sucked, and the whole place was pretty dirty.

Burger King is terrible.

I love a royal beef.

I would be annoyed if I was in a Burger King ad too. They have terrible food, even by fast food standards.