Who are you talking about?

If I mailed you some poop… Could you put it in a bag and drop it off there for me?

This (or at least intimidation, and pushing/shoving) has happened before by Erdogan’s goons. The DC police have little time for the ridiculous and unnecessary threats and violence, but I assume the guards have diplomatic immunity, so there’s little the police can actually do except try to separate the groups.

This is an outrage. Where the fuck is our government? Oh yeah, praising Erdogan.

It infuriates me that they’re trying to bring that repressive shit here ON. OUR. SOIL.

“I have the best thugs.”

I mean, we found out he was asking the director of the FBI to put journalists in jail, so...

And this is the fucker who keeps calling Angela Merkel a Nazi. Goddamned Erdogan. I simply cannot understand why Americans seem to think of him as a neutral figure, much less someone to be congratulated by the president for his successful repressive regime.

I’ll bet you Donald is talking with the director of the Secret Service to see if he can do that too.

Can we just skip the impeachment and annul this presidency? I’d say we could just abort it, but we’re in the second trimester, and Paul Ryan is going to make sure we carry it to term, even if it kills us.

Seriously fuck all of those people who pretended that Hillary was worse than Donald. Not only was she competent, she would have been a great president. The people who voted for this orange buffoon all deserve to suffer the consequences of their vote.

LOL.

Israel: Mr President of US, we have top secret information about Middle East

He does, however, have a master’s grasp on the idea of using “it’s just a joke/locker room talk/I wasn’t serious” as the equivalent of a child caught red-handed saying “I didn’t do nothin’.”

Donald Trump doesn’t have enough of an understanding of sarcasm for this to be a joke.

I hadn’t heard this about ‘the president’ ...what an utter imbecile.

Wow, you’ve invented the perpetual subject machine: What Donald Trump Doesn’t Know

Enjoy your newfound energy and, uh, maybe someone print this out and slip it onto the President’s desk?