Look, I get the idea of being upset about a civil war statue. As effed up as it is, especially ‘cause he lost, it is history.

Yes, it’s very important for us as Americans to commemorate the treason against the United States in order to keep human beings as slaves. Because there are Nazi statues all over Germany oh wait

“What do we want?”

Itinerary:

Wait... white nationalists decided to protest with tiki-torches? So, we’re supposed to be buying into an ideology of the inherent superiority of white men who have to go out and buy torches from Walmart, which were probably manufactured in China and made off a design aesthetic that was appropriated from Polynesian…

True, but c’mon. Tiki Torches? What are they gonna do, lead everyone around in a Cintronella parade? This asshat is the pied piper of mosquito repellant.

Racist Snowflakes. They should just get over The Civil War already.

I would wait for the hardware revision

My brother will forever insist Pence looks like Cotton Hill from KOTH. So I thought I’d send you a reply w/Cotton’s image. While scrolling through Google Images I found this.

That Mike Pence tweet. I was laughing until I cried, then just crying again because HOLY SHIT this is our government.

Isn’t her little rant the same nonsense twaddle that Miley Cyrus vomited up before she went on her Nudity Rampage?

She’s entered the pseudo-philosophical, faux-activist, hippie-phase of the life cycle of the celebrity brat working to become famous themselves. Previous examples include Miley Cyrus, Jaden Smith and Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’s kid whose mame I can’t remember because she failed at becoming famous. Whatever happened…

Surprised she isn’t with Jaden Smith as they both say similar pseudo-philosophical shite.

Seriously, I cringed reading that embarrassing hippy babble. I mean: “for me it helps me feel more connected to mama gaia”? Poor little idiot.

I really feel for the transfolk who have this woman as their most visible representative.

Thanks Paris! What would our lives be without D list celebrity wisdom.

I’m out there trying to make a difference in the world.

And take her children with her.

CAITLYN JENNER NEEDS TO GO AWAY.

It’s great when band names lend themselves to adjustment when they break up. Quadratonix. Fourth Harmony. Two Directions. The White Stripe. Journeys.