I might be melodramatic, but honest question: Do you think anyone involved in this will got to jail and have their lives ruined by colluding with the Russians?

Can he look his daughter in the eye again, now?

Jason Chaffetz can eat every bag of dicks. He might be the biggest douchewizard in Washington.

All I can think of is that the GOP on the Hill is currently doing the calculation of “If we do this sooner, we’ll mitigate the damage before the 2018 midterms and we’ll still have Pence so we’ll still get everything through and then we can run Pence as a man of integrity with clean hands who wasn’t really part of the…

It’s also pretty fucking far from the beginning, too.

This. We will never be able to put into words how bad this was. When all the shit eventually leaks we’ll wonder how we survived it.

It won’t be possible to tell a believable movie out of the past two years. It would have to be toned down just so that people would find it plausible.

I’m trying not to get my hopes up. My bloodlust won’t be sated simply because:

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

He’s probably Trump’s handler for the Russians and is currently giving him instructions for how to deal with this.

I did not miss the W years. But I’m starting to.

Ah GWB...the ghost of dumpster fires past. It was a simpler time then.

It is also worth noting that Lavrov is named in the Russian dossier the FBI is (was?) investigating, as someone who was actively involved :) Page 28.

I mean. Did you miss the W years?

I think it’s finally time to stop talking about claiming my Portuguese citizenship and just do it. Even if the EU does break up at least Portugal stays out of wars and I could grow the most amazing tomatoes.

Why would they have to flee? There’s no evidence of collusion! None at all!

I never thought I’d live in a country that is the laughingstock of the entire planet, but here we are.