A fitting metaphor since the prodigal son was a dumbass who coasted through life on his Dad’s money.

It’s true. This man has no dick.

I swear Pence’s hair looks like a painted on Ken doll:

I posted this is in the initial AHCA post, but there were 600+ comments so I’m sure it got lost. I just wanted to share my experience today in DC because it was so utterly sickening:

So you object to people being upset about Congress passing an objectively terrible bill that would affirmatively harm people and then celebrating. You also don’t support this bill, but apparently we have to keep its shittiness a secret. Cool.

Go fuck yourself you self entitled little prick. People are dealing with major health decisions in their lives because of this and your smarmy contribution is that it doesn’t fit in with your definition of what should be newsworthy. There’s an over abundance of cold, callous assholes in the Republican party. You’d…

Help us out. Why do you think the AHCA is a good bill?

AZ did not expand medicaid. The GOP purposefully withdrew funding from the ACA to make it untenable.

The ACA was debated for about a year and well over one hundred amendments were made before the vote.

GTFO with your bullshit false equivalency — the GOP is significantly worse than the Dems.  

You have no fucking idea what you are talking about.

Republicans in this situation are literally the Death Panel they where telling people Obamacare would kill their grandparents. In this case this will make killing older people, young people and women much more efficient and streamlined

And look at Ivanka. So proud to stand beside her dad as he celebrates labeling rape a pre-existing condition.

Do they die their hair white on purpose because the hoods would be too obvious or...

There is precedent.

Nah, they’ll all get voted back in. Most of our citizens are that stupid.

You forgot “but those constituents won’t blame us they’ll blame liberals or Benghazi or emails. It’s great we can fuck them and they’ll ask for more”

“If we get this to the President’s desk, this is going to cost our constituents tons of money! And it’ll probably kill a lot of them too! I love this job!”