A fitting metaphor since the prodigal son was a dumbass who coasted through life on his Dad’s money.

I posted this is in the initial AHCA post, but there were 600+ comments so I’m sure it got lost. I just wanted to share my experience today in DC because it was so utterly sickening:

You know as well as I do that isn’t true. Several of these “people” represent districts that have actively voted against their own interests for years. This won’t change a god damned thing.

The shear audacity of this, and to celebrate after, is fucking disgusting.

I don’t know, I feel like we keep saying that about various Republicans and it keeps not being true.

The House of Representatives—including a congressman who supposedly represents me—celebrated after passing a bill that condemns to death thousands ore more people with treatable illnesses.

Maybe they sang it because they know those republicans just signed their pink slips. There’s no getting re elected after this.

Numerous reporters spotted carts of Bud Light being rolled into the Capitol in preparation for a GOP House celebration.

Foot surgery or iPhone, Jason. You can only have one!

This is why when my conservative relatives and associates comment about the Republican party being the Party of Christian Values and I laugh in their face. The well known detrimental effects of what these chuckleheads are about to do should make any of these so-called “Christians” stop and say “No no, we can’t do this…

By not impeaching Trump, a (alleged) Russian agent, they are giving aid and comfort to Russia. There you go. To say nothing of the fact that they are actively perpetrating the deaths of Americans.

Eh, I did too, but I’m also 100% sure my congressman will write it off and pretend it’s because I don’t fully understand how awesome his plan is. He’s a smug dick that way.

CALL YOUR REPS, RIGHT FREAKING NOW.

Look at this smug motherfucker.

Serious question: Does this bill have any purpose other than making room for massive tax cuts?

I think if I became President, the first thing I would do is round up the House and Senate Republicans and execute them for treason. Because that’s what they are guilty of. I always suspected they were, but this is just the flat-out definition.

This is right in line with Trump’s pick for Department of Education, who knows nothing about education, Justice Department, who knows nothing about justice, Department of Energy or the EPA, who collectively know, frankly, nothing at all. And I’ll just stop there. I don’t need the increase in blood pressure.

I don’t think there’s any presumption they’ve had sex since they’ve had no children as far as I can tell. He (presumably) had three children with his first wife.

She’s also (presumably) had sex with a human turtle. She’s obviously not a self-respecting, intelligent human being.

At first I thought it was a quote taken out of context somehow, but then I saw the full thing, and its worse that I thought. Especially the part about planes and trains. We’ve had level 2 autonomy in both for a rather long time, because it’s much easier than it is in cars.

So the Tesla product range will be S3XY?