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Nah, fuck ‘em. Fuck all this “need to be nicer to the fucking morons” shit that the left has been pushing in elections. If the alt-right wants a war to prevent them from installing fascism, then let’s give them a war.

Sure his supporters eat those insults up. Cause they’re all fucking idiots.

I have a sudden urge to burn the fuck out of all the flags I find and mail the ashes to these assholes.

Meanwhile, the ACLU is looking into hiring first year law students to work on the upcoming lawsuits because these are so simply, obviously unconstitutional ideas.

Leave it to fucking Republicans to think that the second amendment (and their grossly ridiculous interpretation of it that has resulted in millions of unnecessary deaths) is more important than the first. The first amendment is first for a reason, dickbags.

Is it wrong that I just looked at that picture and burst out laughing?

The hospital where I was born was demolished two decades ago. I think this means I technically don’t exist. WooooooOooOoooo spooky!

Dude what? You know that hospitals aren’t in charge of names, right? Jesus fucking Christ.

Is that hair real? Is that hair now? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT HAIR?!?!

Based on that pic I will refer to him as Clairol Shag Mullett and nothing else.

Here is your periodic reminder that you and I, US taxpayers, already paid for the previously publicly-available data that has now been deleted from the EPA website. Pruitt and 45 literally just stole our access to goods and information that we had long paid for, right out from under our noses.

I got together with some friends of mine yesterday, one of whom worked for Pence several years ago. She can’t stand him, said his weirdo women-as-only-sexual threats thing permeates his office. He won’t meet with any staff alone if they are female so no women ever were given senior positions. She felt it was a form of

Bravo. I know standing ovations are kinda the norm these days, but he really deserved it. That was beautiful, and should probably go down in history textbooks.

The best part is that Dump couldn’t just stay in the White House and pout or even haul ass down to Mar-A-LotsaTaxpayerMoney, he had to go hold a spite rally in Penn and force his toadies to cheer him until he re-bloated with false pride and vanity.

There’s a reason why conservatives rant about liberal snowflakes:

Minhaj made fun of Pence noting that the VP wasn’t there because some of the women in the room might be ovulating.

If you can’t handle someone making a joke about you you probably shouldn’t be the leader of a democratic society.

Was Pence there, or were there too many non-wife women showing ankle for him to participate?

I thought he crushed it. And not that any Trump supporter would have watched, but it is impossible to argue with his closing remarks, which were mega inspiring. Even that turd, Darrell Issa was caught on camera giving some kind of recognition.

Why don’t we ever learn how to reach across the aisle when your policy preferences are to reduce access to family planning, eliminate health care, cut taxes for the wealthy, and eliminate separation of church and state? Why dont those people ever have to work at anything?