Looks like someone is hoarding baby pandas to make this chair.

Oh yeah. I knew I had forgotten something something. I just couldn't put my finger on it.

Either that, or his ear canal has moved up to his temple for some reason.

From the blog post:

The only thing my friends posted on Google+ was some derivative of "Google+ is weird" or "Hello Google+!"

I loved everything about dial-up back then: the constant dropouts, the crappy speeds, the inability to make phone calls while using dial-up, and did I mention the crappy speeds?

I'm guessing the majority of people (like me) did this:

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Wait.....you trusted Facebook in the first place?

Or "The National Bank of Nigeria has just found 500 billion dollars and is awaiting transfer to your bank account. Please Enter your bank details in another bottle and toss back into the sea."

It can be deemed trademark-able if "acquired distinctiveness, including sales success, length and exclusivity of use, and advertising expenditures."

"These ice sheet pits may appear to be lined with gold, but the precise composition of the dust that highlights the pit walls actually remains unknown."-APOD

"Apple has certainly used its on-campus facilities for media events in the past, most recently last October's "Back to the Mac" event. The site has also been used for the company's iOS media and developer preview events typically held each spring ahead of new hardware releases, as well as last July's press conference…

I'm not really sure whether hating acne really needs a confession. After all, does anyone actually like acne?

Luckily Apple popularized social networking with Ping.

Forget the Big Bang. If it wasn't for Steve Jobs, Black turtlenecks, Blue Jeans and New Balance sneakers would never have been so popular.

I didn't realize I sounded like I was trolling, my basic point is just because you have the ability to browse the web doesn't mean you will do so. It all depends what experience the user has had in the past with the Phone in question.

I've eaten it once just to experiment, and felt so guilty afterwards.