I was hoping for something that doesn’t just generate false positives and genuinely checked for something that has vulnerabilities, not that just has ports open, and not even *what* has ports open, unless it’s a webserver.

My Airports served me well for many years. But here’s their main downside...

My Airports served me well for many years. But here’s their main downside...

Apple Airport Extreme - it’s the only router I’ve owned (other than the Express) that doesn’t constantly drop my devices and generally fuck around then die a sudden death. It does a great job of getting the majority of my provided speed to my devices over the wireless: I generally pull 250+ of my 300mbps even in other…

Apple Airport Extreme - it’s the only router I’ve owned (other than the Express) that doesn’t constantly drop my…

Apple Airport Extreme Base Station

Apple Airport Extreme Base Station

Since you mention it, I’ll miss Turntable.fm for one simple reason: it gave me a chance to listen to other people’s taste in music and hear them out. Spotify is almost too good at figuring out my musical taste. It’ll serve up the deep cut to that album I was listening to in 1994, but it doesn’t do a great job of…

Trying to turn off the damn alarm. Where I used to be able to swipe to shut it up, I now have to hit the small button over and over and hope that it will work. It never seems to on the first try for me. This is too much of a task for a person who has just woken up.

Only if it was “Linton” instead of “Rump”

EDIT: I don’t like either candidate. Just musing over why there isn’t a different model to represent the other candidate.

So throwing away long-respected journalistic principles, whereby people may tell you things they otherwise wouldn’t/couldn’t in exchange for confidentiality, is OK as long as you don’t like the guy? We’ve become a nation entirely overtaken by feelings.

When it comes to lawn mowers, the only “season” that really matters is the summer. So when someone says replace a spark plug every season, what they are really telling you is once per year (not “a few times a year”). Even that is probably overkill.

I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life

I love that we can all get together once every 4 years to recognize that the United States is better than every other country.

This.

This.

Hi Jon! Love your name. Give us a call and we’ll be happy to quote you a price and throw in some freebies.

It’s been a couple years and I haven’t heard about any problems yet. Personally I love the cloud model they have.

Despite the household names, you realize Adobe software is for professionals, right?

Aw, boo. I hear the dev is responsive, so maybe he’ll see this and make a note.

People have got to stop freaking out about voting for the President.

I assume they’re working on a day-one patch that’ll include a bunch of tweaks and bug-fixes, hence the delay.

9. Hear an opinion or worldview different from your own, and actually listen to it without interrupting or losing your damn mind.

...standing in the ocean and hoping not to get wet