Him screaming at the pigeons and Linda updating a complete stranger about the pigeons was so great.

Good lord those baby Belchers are adorable. Baby Tina teething on the couch cushion might have been my favorite part.

-"I'm sure I could still fit"
-"Ha! Good luck teenage mutant teenager legs!"
-"Uh, look who's talking Girth Brooks"

Well there was miss kitty fantastico.

Such as "Push her in a lake."

"…force her to make YOU pancakes, in the middle of the night."

Catherine: “Are we seriously going to let the guy with the police sketch face of a rapist tell us what to do?”

Or Gretchen's cat-napping from last season.

Well that was just wonderful. I missed this show so much, and I can't wait till the full season drops.

I guess I wouldn't exactly call it scary, but "Homer^3" reeeeaaalllyy freaked me out when I first saw it as a kid. Anything to do with people being transported to other dimensions or alternate realities completely fucks me up.

Honestly, he had me with the lizard man impression last year. He somehow gets more charming and adorable with each episode. Bachelorette Jane was right, "he is EVERYTHING!"

Latin Lover narrator was in top form tonight. I lost my fucking mind when he started singing "if they could turn back ti-ime." God I missed this show so much.

STRONGER DISAGREEMENT!! That would be blue raspberry. Cherry is also acceptable.

Alright, eating a jolly rancher off the floor is gross enough, but SOUR APPLE, GRETCHEN! That was just a bit too far for me.

"DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET CARLA! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET, WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIORRRRRR!!"

Sorry if anyone's mentioned these already, but a few off the top of my head:
1.) pretty much all of the NewsRadio episode "Security Door." In particular, when someone keeps ringing the bell but won't state their name and purpose and Dave screams something like "in the name of God, tell me your name!" and runs across…

I loved that line about Emma meeting her match cheese-wise. It reminded me of one of my favorite parts of the first season when she somehow ate 4 pounds of artisanal cheeses in one sitting.

"I'm trying to find our weed wacker because our weeds are whack yo."

Most devastating ending since Rick Potion #9?

Does the Boy Meets World episode where Shaun joins a cult count as a VSE?