2 am in Florida, Feds including ICE agents quietly line up outside a quiet, unassuming white import shop. They place chains on the large overhead door which are firmly attached to the back of an acquired MRAP. With a solid tug and wail from the diesel powered behemoth, it rips the entire door and parts of the wall…

If there’s anyone who gives a shit about quality control in regards to equipment meant to protect soldiers, it’s definitely gonna be inmates right? /sargasm

Slave labor is awesome?

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On the one hand, that is seriously cool.

they have a penchant for repossessing cars when just a single payment is late

Huh? Someone saying the Ridgeline is a good truck after doing truck things with it? Say it ain’t so! Why wouldn’t you buy a Silverado 3500HD it’s way better!

With the slow climb and the sudden bank, I wonder if one of his engines was struggling and gave out. This plane has two engines driving two propellers in opposite directions so if one of the engines suddenly seized the remaining engine might impart enough torque to roll the plane before the pilot realizes what’s going…

With all due respect for the loss here, allow me to give my send off.

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

Press cars also depend on age.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the douche!

Reflections of a super model.

My neighbor had one. It was bored and stroked.

The new shop agreed with my assessment that the current drain plug was substandard, and leaking a little, so they rethreaded the oil pan with a slightly larger one.

small and 3500 lbs. should NEVER belong in the same sentence. jesus christ