Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.

I keep seeing this sentiment and thinking that yes. He could. But today? I’m thinking ohmyjesussweetlord wereallgoingtodie kissourassesgoodbye thisisit.

Next jackass who tells me Hillary was a traitor because she might not have been perfect about her emails gets ripped a new one.

There is a seriously good chance that this motherfucker will get us all killed.

But wait— she divested, right? So it not even her stuff? Right? Because the Trumps took care of all of their conflicts of interest.

I usually stay away from this term but I have reached my goddamn limit.

um.....Lock Her Up?

THIS WAS YOUR FUCKING CHOICE WHITE AMERICAN CHRISTIANITY

I have to take a couple days off a week otherwise I’d have panic attacks. I don’t feel like we live in reality anymore.

Does anyone else take a periodic break from the news? I don’t want to bury my head in the sand, but each one of these stories (ranging from him being an insensitive moron to committing absolute atrocities) makes my brain hurt more and more. How did this ever happen? How did 63 million people vote for this 70 year old…