the engine will only last 31,000 miles.

Is there a way to configure ones settings to opt out of video game updates on deadspin? If so, could those instructions please be posted?

You are excessively wrong.

Is there any way to unsubscribe from the video game posts?

“I want to buy a new Jetta.”

Yo dawg, we heard you like wings, so we put a wing in front of your wing so you can force down your downforce.

You’re a highly polluting death trap.

The problem is in California these types of thefts are put on a cargo container for export with in the day. GPS signal doesn’t penetrate the steel walls of the cargo container. They can take their time to look for the tracker when it gets to the destination country.

Plus it will be super fun to bitch about States Rights to the Right.

So that’s where baby SR-71s come from!

The new Jaguar XE is actually pretty damn nice, especially if you want something different.

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention isn’t even top 100?!? INTERVENTION! INTERVENTION!

That’s why they didn’t say no. They are just making him sit on his hands for being a little shit. Which they have every right to do.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

I do long distance drives between US and Canada about once a month so it makes sense to hear new music without draining my data.

“Nico Rosberg’s seat at McLaren.”

Huh, thought this was a pic of Bay Area traffic on some random day.

So many dumbasses on the roads in Portland. Your Subaru or Compensation Truck doesn’t stop any better in the snow, moron.

Our in-laws speak the same language. They always complain about how small our apartment is when they come to stay with us :( Like, maybe the apartment wouldn’t feel so cramped if you guys would just go stay in a hotel instead of fussing around my shit?

I don't mean for this to come off as pretentious, but you sound like a jealous asshole who just hasn't enjoyed the purest form of the taco. Everything you have ever eaten in your life has essentially been garbage. Everything. Once again, I'm not trying to sound like a jerk, but "taco meat" is NOT just the protein we…