I love dip!

Driver should get vehicular assault/reckless driving. I'd let the biker off without a ticket since he's hopefully learned not to ride like an asshole. Haha just kidding they'll learn nothing!

Tesla, Verizon, American Express and Google could all drone strike my ass with precision if they wanted. “Portland man vaporized in Home Depot parking lot, news at 11”

The car has wifi. So you can hotspot your phone if you're ultra paranoid and would rather Verizon track you than tesla.

It really shines in genuine freeway traffic. Crawling along at a snail’s pace. I was in a loaner and came up to a dead stop going 75mph and the car just slowed down and started creeping along with the car in front of me.

I try to pick the flagship color for the brand. Something about a red Jag is just wrong. Also, all of my cars are white. But i try!

When I read it I thought it was at night. That changes things for sure.

I use the crockpot to cook the meat, then repurpose how I see fit. So on Saturday morning I took a shoulder chuck roast and browned it in a skillet for a few minutes before submersing it in hell’s fury of chili peppers (serrano and orange thai), onions, garlic and stock. Cooked it about 8 hours and then added a little…

None of those expenses raise a flag to me. Four grown men drinking 3 drinks each, no problem. And pool bars have food and insane prices. But missing work and showing up drunk, that’s your problem right there.

I live in Portland. Thank you for this description!

I think we found the person who has never worked in a restuarant...

Half of whatever my annual salary is at the time. Not saying that’s smart...

When I was 17, I was the lot attendant for a Porsche, Bentley, Jag, AM dealership in Scottsdale. This meant parking, gassing and washing the cars, with an occasional delivery to a customer. The gas station was about a mile each way :)

Gas station sunglasses are the ones you’ll never lose.

You make a good point...but Apple, Amazon, Amex and Tesla for life. I just know I’m getting exceptional customer service with them every time.

This clearly wouldn’t have happened if it weren’t in the liberal stronghold of... Jessamine County, Kentucky.

Damn that’s ugly.

If you’re pulling air in through the HVAC system from outside, any leaks in the door seals would allow air out of the car, not in. Not sure what would happen with recirc.

Star for the correct use of “jabroni”

You forgot to mention the Cayenne wants a Benjamin every time it’s empty.