Paging Steve Lehto!

Ah the 3MZ-FE emissions system. What a treat that was. Your bank2 sensor 1 is throwing a code. But now so is one of the 3 cats. How about another O2 sensor? Did I mention this is almost exactly after the super-long emissions system warranty expires?

When ordering at Chipotle, wait until they scoop the meat before asking for double meat. That way they’ve already shown their scooping hand, and you can adjust accordingly.

“Please provide a thumb print, or another finger if you have no thumbs. “

You just know Honda has a spreadsheet to figure out how many deaths will make it more expensive than a full recall.

Let’s set this program up for people who share pictures of their food.

What? No pictures of the guy crouching in front of random supercars parked around Panama? That guy can crouch with the best of them.

I just looked these up while watching Wheeler Dealers. By the end of the show I no longer had interest in owning one. That throttle body!

If someone is going to lend me money for 1.5% over a long period of time, I’m going to take it. Even if I have the cash in the bank. I can take that cash and make more than the interest rate I’m paying on my car all day long.

“most of the bugs have been worked out”

I know this car gets a lot of shit around here, and rightly so based on a lot of what the typical forum bro does to them. But it is a nice package in stock form with the sport kit from 2011+. The sedan does nothing for me though.

“Well I don’t know who you spoke with last time, but....”

Dropped a $100 bill that I got for Christmas at the DMV when I was pulling out my license at the counter. Obviously not there by the time I went back inside.

Looks normal to me.

Step 1, don’t lean the tire on the freakin’ paint.

I have a recurring meeting alert in my phone so that every 6 months I call to “cancel” Sirius. I’ve been getting the promotional rate for something like 8 years now.

whoops!

Uh, yes they do. Toto Wolff himself has a direct line to David Hobbs. “We’re about to bring in Lewis, David. Box box box, time for a commercial break.” Nice try brah, or should I just call you Bernie?

It’s almost like they plan them to be during the pit windows.

Having watched him play at ASU during his college career, I blame his playing style today entirely on the NBA. Except for the defense part...that we knew about.