This thing hands down:

Microwave it?

Consider this:

You think it costs $200 to install a bathtub like that...You certainly are a doof.

I think you could expand that into if you’re mentally not in it for some reason, take a responsible break and come back ready-to-rock. Self-awareness?

This is like the most important thing ever with any meat dish. For stews and chillis I always brown the meat, and then reserve it until after I’ve brought the other ingredients to a boil and then a simmer. Many flavors in a soup benefit from being “on the heat” because the flavors will meld. Add beef earlier than…

Yeah you’d think right? This is a small startup, and not a very new fangled one either. This guy was looking for drones to do his bidding. If this company fails, which they might because they have pseudo-engineers trying to develop an instrument, the employees will suffer. If it succeeds its just another company not…

I’ve always used this tactic and through many job interviews throughout my life never received a red flag until last year. It wasn’t even a red flag, it was more like a fire engine chasing me out of the interview. These two things happened in this order, and honestly on the second one I had already decided it was a…

I threw a shovel at a guy like you one day.

Farting on a date: Get out of the car, and synchronize with the door slam, push hard, get it all out. It will also give you some physical space to shake things out and to let things dissipate. This should only be used when you feel like a balloon being pinched off, if your timing is off, game over.