That dog would make a better president than 45.

I’m a middle school teacher and we took our kids to see The Hate U Give in theaters. Before we got off the bus, I told them that if I heard a single negative comment from a member of the public at the food court (where we were eating lunch), a worker at the mall or at the movie theater, not only would I immediately…

I should have a say in whether he gets a vasectomy by that flawless logic.

“As David French put itin the National Review, when he sees “activists” trying to “destroy” Covington boys, he thinks: “That could be my son.”

Why would you talk to those men? Why would you stay there with those men there? Did you like the attention? Do you enjoy that kind of attention from men? Did you want that to happen to you?

If Savannah sincerely wanted a balanced interview, she should have questioned this kid the same way women and girls have been questioned for their choices, especially by the Catholic Church!

Few things here, if you don’t want people to think you are racist, don’t were a MAGA hat. If you think, oh, that could be my son, you need to raise your children to be better people. And lets not forget, this whole thing happened because a Catholic high school decided to take a bus full of teenage boys to a protest…

So... only one foot is presently broken? Because I’m just saying, things happen and that can change.

I watch the Great British Bake Off with a funny seven year old who wrote me a Christmas card that said, “As the british say ‘Happy Chrismass’”

Or, better yet, can’t be arsed. I’m a Yank and I love that phrase and use it whenever I can. 

This is such bullshit. The girls in Kid Electron’s school use their JoJo bows as a means of exclusion. You don’t have a JoJo bow? You can’t sit with us. You have a JoJo bow? Well, it came from Target and not from Claire’s, so you can’t sit with us. Oh, you have a Claire’s JoJo bow? Well, it’s the wrong shade of clown…

Don’t worry though, she says her hairline makes her special and unique (or something like that. I don’t want to google her and give her clicks) To me, that sounds like wearing ill-fitting shoes and then say the blisters are what makes me special. But what do I know, I was born in the 1900's

Sending people from a group genuinely-named “No More Deaths” to prison for their work is peak AreWeTheBaddies.gif

Will do my best - I must admit though taking good photos of enamel work (the reflective qualities of glass can be hard to deal with) is a tad tricky.

I went through this journey too. She pretty much has to do more rounds to have a chance. Only 9 eggs were mature enough to freeze. Only a percentage will survive the thaw, then only a percentage will fertilize, then only a percentage will grow to day 7, and then only a percentage will be genetically normal (e.g.,…

Not an option. All the best tailors are immigrants or black*, neither of which being people Trump wants to associate with, or in many cases, who would want to associate with Trump.

He could start by not smearing Cheeto dust all over his face every day.

Uh...christ yes.

Also, in several of these...his skin is lighter in the altered photo. Important to accentuate that whiteness...

More like doubleplussized, amirite?