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FYI - an SNS posting can go on for days! You don't have to be here in real time. Here I am, responding to posts a good 12 hours afterwards, and I'll have interactions until probably at least Tuesday based on what myself & other jezzies write to each other. Come as you are & show up whenever you can. 

I know the feeling, most things post overnight for me :( 

We signed up for an “adopt a family” facilitated by my little one’s day care. We were paired with 3 kids - 11 mo, 3, and 8. All they asked for was clothes.

I always brag about how we aren’t travelling or dealing with shitty family. I go all “oh it’s so amazing and intimate, only doing what we want with who we want! No shitty relatives and judgement! We have the best Christmas, it’s amazing!”

If there’s room for snarkiness, try, “Didn’t I tell you?” Throw in a forgetful self-headsmack if you’d like. They’ll reply with a negative. Then you say, “Well, have you considered that it’s none of your business?”

I bought pregnancy tests (we weren’t trying, but I wanted to make sure) and a bottle of wine. I didn’t want the cashier to judge me, so I also bought a wine gift bag.

Experienced the Alaska earthquake 30 miles from the epicenter- with all the accompanying aftershocks- not cool

Well that went well. Went to try to figure out pw to my Maya account that was ungreyed, ended up logging out. It all went wrong so had to create a new account!! Now back in greys :(  Emailed Jezz so hopefully back to ungreyed soon. Love you guys and not sure what I'd do with out you all. 

I would watch a movie about the hat, but none of the SATC cast is invited to cameo.

...he couldn’t make the effort and get out of the car.

LED lights tend to have a weird refresh rate that my eyes notice and it drives me nuts. I can’t stand xmas tree lights that are LED, they all flicker.

You know what you could spend $500 on? Plane tickets. To travel. And then blog about it.

Last year we fell victim to the Fingerlings advertising but luckily I live in Maine and was able to grab two from the local Wal-mart without the insane lines or price gouging. And at $14.99 retail they were downright normal compared to $50 for an afflicted unicorn.

I recently watched a video on YouTube where a group of teens and college kids watch Seinfeld to decide if it holds up. Results were... mixed. They made some good points, certain episodes and jokes didn’t age well, but I got the distinct impression that the ones who liked Seinfeld least didn’t understand that the…

Super GIF, Mike! 

Jesus fuck... Goebbels would be fucking proud of this particular mouthpiece.

Because a crime has been committed regardless of the victim’s wishes.

You were just eating at a different Sonic, that’s all.

I always scroll past the tweets. I always hated the sound of trumps voice, but now I can’t even read his repulsive words. The man is toxic.