Also: Rararararararararightaboutnow, Funk Soul Brother.

No matter how spectacular any of us are in our jobs, there's not one of us, including Megyn Kelly, spectacular enough to be worth 69 million dollars in salary.

(Sorry, no pictures - trying to share the fuzziness is making Chrome crash.)

And why are you asking here?

I am the official family leftie, having been born and raised in the SF Bay Area. The rest of my family is from a small town in Trump Country and most of them still live in the area where they grew up. So I’m the go-to relative for the kids of my cousins who are (pick one or more) coming out as gay, in an interracial…

I didn’t read your screen name and for a bit there I was just like, damn, a caregiver calling a toddler ‘Little Fashion Don’t’ is brutal as hell.

None because I do my best and most regrettably unforced errors in person thank you very much.

I suggest that you also take a Google at Russian piping tips to see if they’ll also do what you’re trying to do.  But easier :)

Doesn’t really matter. The monarch has largely been a ceremonial role for years. It’s not like other countries whose leaders have access to nuclear codes, where you need someone intelligent, even-tempered and clear-minded in charge. Hahaha.

Say what you want about the American First Lady, but sometimes I really feel for her. Once I even asked myself, ‘Is Melania the most bullied person in the world?’

This is weird because other than this situation, everyone involved always seemed so reasonable.

I used a Wilton Large Petal Tip #125 and ice directly onto the cupcake - I basically use the cupcake as a large flower nail.  I also pipe down a layer of frosting over the top of the cupcake to help hold everything and keep things from getting dried out in the fridge.

Life is not a contest to see how much you can do without.

Also: I follow a derby player on Twitter who was ejected from yesterday’s game for an egregious high block (it happens) and Tweeted a “my bad” and I replied ‘hey it happens, good on you for respecting the call, and you’ll kick all sorts of booty today!’ and THEY LIKED MY TWEET.

Try Lords and Ladles on Netflix. So many aspics.

SAMHSA’s National Helpline is a free, confidential, 24/7, 365-day-a-year treatment referral and information service (in English and Spanish) for individuals and families facing mental and/or substance use disorders.

Capybaras are indeed the coolest. Near my mother-in-law’s place (In the mountains in Southeastern Brazil) there is a river that cuts the city where there are several groups (Packs? Pods? Bunches? What’s the collective of capybara?) that live down the banks. Families (with adults, teens and babies) all huddled up…

“Drive Your Plough Over the Bones of the Dead” is so enjoyable so far that I'm taking it (along with my knitting) to the hospital with me tomorrow. Finally the wisdom tooth is going fuckety bye after 7 years of torment. God save the NHS!

Read Tomorrow by Damien Dibben. I got the recommendation from Fred Armisen, weirdly, but it has turned out a beautiful book.

Barbara Pym is my all-time favorite writer.