You might like ‘wasted’. Classic C4.

That’s how French speaking dogs say woof. Nothing like ‘whoa’

His accent? Really? Hmm, there are nicer English accents than this one.

get your bed made the instant you get into the house.

Well, I don’t have a lovely amphitheatre with projector and surround sound in my house, and sometimes going out is nice.

You’re doing it wrong. You need a proper picnic chair, table, chilled wine, glasses and corkscrew, warm socks, a blanket, and your choice of decent picnic (either old school ham sarnies with crisps and some strawbs, or modern with everything sourced in M&S deli - they have a great 3 for £6 deal) or fishnchips.

I work overseas, and so I don’t see my (mum’s) dog often. And he’s so old now that he can’t hear me on Skype. I saw family the other day and he was soooo pleased to see me!

Oooh, I’ve not read hers in a few years, but they’re fucking brilliant!

Laurie Graham. Gone with the Windsors is great and I’m currently reading the sequel to ‘the future homemakers of America’ which is called ‘the early birds’

I’m not getting what’s wrong with the pronunciation. I watched as much as I could bear of the clips and now I feel slightly soiled.

Yesterday’s was also very snippy. Love it!

Only mayhem at Tory hq.

Presenter- the marvellous Miles Jupp.

“It’s almost like the interests of the very rich do not align with the public.”

She’s an appalling human being.

Yes! 10k US soldiers here, loads of American economic migrants and lots of American schools plus branches of universities- Texas A&M, Georgetown, Carnegie Mellon just off the top of my head.

The locals pronounce it G’tr.

It’s a pretty well known thing here that the Qataris have been involved in hostage negotiations for the release of Americans and other westerners in the troubles recently. The rumours are that they are involved on both sides of conflicts.

Does this idiot even know that there are large numbers of US troops stationed here in Qatar?

It said in the earlier article that she was pressured into it and tried to hide it under her tongue to spit out later, but he made her swallow the pill- he checked to see if she’d hidden it.