Fuck yeh! Twice nightly whitely and the whole Comic Strip to kick it off! Plus the thrill of the risqué explorations of the weird and wonderful...then it all went a bit more mainstream.

It may sound like a slight tone of annoyance. But what that actually is is as much as most brits would publicly show of a searing contempt verging on outright hatred.

I remember watching this- how exciting it looked! And not being allowed to watch the first day of breakfast tv because it was breakfast time and there was sitting at the dining room table and breakfast eating to be done. I certainly wasn’t allowed to watch GMTV when all my friends loved Roland Rat because it was on…

Sounds great! Hope you have a fab party!

As someone who celebrated her 40th (on Thursday) by flying to Dubai to see Guns n fucking Roses, and who is planning several further celebrations, culminating in a 90s disco, complete with chunky heeled boots, chunky highlights and boot cut jeans, I say ‘you go, Chris Martin.’ I’m not a fan of his work, but I am a…

Coz he wants to be an international bright young thing?

I spent all of my miserable childhood holidays in a caravan. I’m not sleeping in a caravan or (worse) a camper van. Nope nope nope.

Ah! Zodiac Mindwarp! Blast from the past!

I wouldn’t say old old, but too fucking old to go to a festival and sleep in a tent. 40 in a week. Love it. Seeing Guns and Roses for my birthday present to me. So old that I can’t properly remember any of their songs. Need to get some listening in over the next few days.

A friend was wondering why anyone cared who pissed where and this response was left.

Jews were also burned for poisoning people during the great plague. Despite the pope saying it wasn’t true.

I’m not sure I agree. We’re much more likely to be icily polite and then tell everyone around you that ‘he’s ok once you get to know him.’ Or even worse, tut at you.

It’s a matter of taste and conditioning.

Is this the one with the gynae who says that she hasn’t patients who come to her because their husbands/partners claim that they are too loose- the gynae says they are producing more lubricant, so what the penis-haver thinks is baggy is, in fact, arousal.

The kids at my school started doing this and I asked them about it coz made me insane when I saw the photos- but theirs were all selfies. It looks like ‘oooh! A camera, please, no, don’t take a photo, I’m not ready, oh, you...’(giggles) but IT IS A SELFIE! You know you’re taking your own photo ffs!

Imagine if the event was filled with protestors, who held up signs, yet remained totally silent. That would be an effective kick in the teeth for a person who needs attention. For dramatic effect, after about 15 mins of freaky silence, they could start whispering ‘do your job’

I saw this and thought a) you spelt Tewkesbury wrong and b) huh? the 3G there is really good now. They sorted out the reception a few years back. Esp with the following references to Reading and Malden. But the word ‘normalcy’ and then ‘closet’ made me think again and I discovered that there is a leanly spelt…

He’s 70. A grandad. And not a healthy chap. He’s going to be all wattle and no muscle.

Eddie Izzard had some great advice for dealing with this sort of stupid crusher handshake ‘oh I have a large penis handshake- we know it’s a small dick handshake’ which I have slightly amended* to follow twice in my professional life- just make the big pain noise and then ask loudly ‘who taught you that you’re meant…

He’s been rich all his life, but he’s also been a spoilt brat. I can well believe he squandered the money spend on his education and refused to make the most of the opportunities he was given. In the 80s he was known for being vulgar and wanky. He still is.