Wait, I thought conservatives worshipped the market forces which have decreed that this piece of shit must be cancelled?

that gif impregnated me

Trump’s in the Oval Office - your argument is invalid

Yeah, because he’s 53 and he’s not going to live until 106.

Wouldn’t be the first time a royal has rubbed off on someone from new york, amirite?

Ashley Judd calls Trump a ‘Hitler in these streets”

Gingrich also said, bafflingly, that there’s “a big Trump and a little Trump, and the little Trump is frankly pathetic.”

Unless the trailer involves graphic footage of a screaming Jeremy Clarkson being immolated after a high-speed collision it absolutely won’t be everything I want it to be.

Inarguably, Donald J. Trump is a closer.

The West Wing now has pumping rooms for nursing mothers and an impressive 12-week paid leave policy.

It’s true - Brock Turner really is a rapist.

Put your fedora back on and fuck off.

we got a regular dirty harry here

THIS JUST IN: memes can’t be racist, news at 11

Hey, thanks for the racism! You’re the BEST

9/11 NEVER FORGET*

Production funding was provided by Honey Nut Cheerios.

he’s only making movies with friends now, in “loving, familial environments.”

Reports show it’s 88% of Egyptian Muslims favoring DEATH for anyone who leaves Islam. The majority of Muslims in many other places share the sentiment.

pretty disappointing that a place of learning can’t even properly spell the name of the wrestling legend it’s named after