I peed on a stick this week and it came out positive. I’m so excited. My husband and I have been trying for a few months but thanks to the stress of my mom wandering and getting lost for 5 hours at a time, it hasn’t worked. Until now.

I would like the over/under on whether he drops out of the race in the next month. I think he’s in it until the convention, personally.

Please let me brag for just a moment: Ihave met Sister Wendy. She is absolutely delightful. I talked to her for about 15 minutes. She is about three feet tall and has the most infectious laugh I’ve ever heard. She would be the perfect presenter for this series, if she could keep a straight face when discussing the…

Absolutely. I go there at least twice a year to see the shows, and will go in the wintertime just to hang around the city. I love that place so much.

I'm a girl but my porn name is such a dude name: Bucky Timbercreek

We’ll see if Hudson respects his former classmate’s wishes and stops using her name as his pseudonym. I do like the idea of using a pet’s name and first street one lived on. Except in my case, we were so rural our street didn’t have a name. However, the nearest main road was ‘Kentuck’. So, if I ever decide to write…

9 - 5 (the song) is on my running mix and I listen to it probably 1x per week in the rotation. I heart it. Hubby is out of town and I think this movie is gonna win for tonight and I’m going to eat popcorn for dinner. yay! (with M&Ms as a toast to you)

Or both!

I am going to keep this one short and sweet.

All tea, all shade.

Cubic buttloads of WTF here.

Plus they’d be holding all those misleading signs and giggling. I like this idea.

Farting for Choice!

If we can get a large enough group of us, and a stockpile of beans there’s always flatulence. From one asshole to another. Literally.

Where’s the damn Sarin gas when you really need it?

I hate this woman.

Kim looking like a sand worm from “Dune” in those neutral Rick Owens outfits:

I actually burst out laughing at this. Bravo Bobby Finger, the crossword sections are some of the gems recently.

To be fair, a dating site from Steve Harvey (or any dating site) should be judged if/when it actually grows past infancy. Harvey's web site is most likely targeted towards his most ardent fans; late 30s, 40s or 50-somethings who might be re-entering the dating scene after a very long time — long-term marriages ending…