He is totally rocking that opportunistic, grasping, no class, sperm donor “daddy” douche look.

Damn, my hero, Little Miss Pinchy Face (Caroline?) could have kicked both Father Cruz and Scott Koch-Walker in the balls at the same time in that shot below the one where Cruz is replenishing his onboard supply of aluminum. Guess that alien mind-control device on the top of her head was restraining her.

I would like to submit this bit of Toronto Subway nostalgia. It’s just as, ahem, optimistic as this.

So she’s a completely nuts prophetic grifting BS artist? Must admit, I had a flash of Ted Cruz there.

And here I thought that Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Ohio, Texas, Alabama, Louisiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, Kansas, and Missouri were nuts!

I for one want to say that I am shocked and outraged at this situation!

12. Was Marco’s seder sponsored by Maxwell House?

Is it okay for me to believe that Yoko is either completely nuts or a prophet? (Bad_Fromthedesk wants confirmation that she’s just a BS artist and a grifter).

The Queen has always done her own shit her own way. That is a manifestation of her royal existence. That is all.

Mr. Grace was in Interstellar playing opposite Ms. Chastain and he definitely looked delicious. Mr. Maguire still looks dorky.

Was the band conducted by Jean-Claude Junker? Must have been those cheeky tax-avoiding Luxembourgers thumbing there noses at the French.

Too soon.

Fun fact: Het Wilhelmus is the only anthem that has lyrics that are sung in the first person (that of the King of Orange)...and even better sung by Queen Maxima herself.

An invocation from a wretched homophobic bigot who doesn’t seem to see the contradiction between the messages of Jesus and militarism...at a NASCAR “Rally”.

All of this is to prepare millenials for WeDie - the nursing home with that tells you when it’s time to go. (Read: missed a monthly payment.)

There are many celebrities who’ve lived much less interesting lives than Sir Ian McKellen who should take a page from his nonexistent book.

Did the switch really happen, or did you all just change identities and write as your alter ego?

Oh, that Jia! How about a regular (Dog) Breedbeat? I could look at happy dogs all day.

Cosmic sturgeonery?

Mother of the Desk (Scottish) channeled Lainie doing this very scene when I mentioned that Fiona Reid and Bruce Gray were in the sequel...I’m still processing the importance.