Wretched bastards. I would love to see who invokes a form of Pinkham’s law on Denton’s inevitable apologia that will be uploaded on Wednesday.

Overdosed on i09’s time travel articles. I am expecting Kathy Burke to be DBEd in 2016 along with Jen and Dawn, and Joanna (a well deserved upgrade from the OBE).

Any word about that bitch Penny Casper Morse, or Claudia Byng doing stagger-on parts?

NASA should cancel the SLS project and just stick a large firecracker up Rush’s ass. He’s stored up enough volatile gas to lift all of his fellow travelers pad-locked in the USS Batshit-Crazy to Jupiter and beyond.

And be stupid enough to misspell “official”.

Why hasn’t “St.” Kim of Kentucky Bourbon been raptured yet?

What is Mike Huckabee doing on a Gucci yacht?

I’ve got the exact opposite...Dixie Hillsdale.

Wow, I’ve watched 9 to 5 so many times that I could probably recite all the lines by heart, and I never noticed that! Thank you.

Haven’t all of these “Christians” been raptured yet? Guess they haven’t tithed enough to the evangelist of their choice.

“His descriptions of these positions are as technical as the manual for programming a VCR”

We’ll, I guess you’ve just got remove any doubt as to your complete and absoute idiocy when you want to be President of the United States a FauxNooz Anchor.

Sigh. This reminded me of Wardair Canada, one of the last great airlines for those Canadians flying to Europe in steerage.

Self-loading cargo of the world unite! You only have your dignity to lose.

Wow, holy receeding hair, batman.

Wait, how is this a recall?

Butt/Queen 2016?

Snooki needs to stop doing her husband eyebrows. Unless he is performing as Hills and LaValle.

“standing up for ignorance is not courageous.”

“Gynotician”? Uh, you must be thinking of a gynechiatrist.