Idiots. ALL of them.

“Pleasantville in a trashy horror movie from the ’80s with a little Back To The Future thrown in and a spoon full of Terms Of Endearment with a dash of Scream and two dollops of Purple Rose Of Cairo for good measure.”

Hows about an SSDN for the “nucular” fanciers?

Not nearly enough wriggling asses.

There are going to be lots of wiggling asses, aren’t there. There are always wiggling asses in these moving pictures.

May I say that I am loving The Slot? Or is it The Slot?

“grimacing Cheeto fart”

My beloved deceased father was, well, he was English, of the completely oblivious type. The other side of the family were over for a visit from Scotland and we popped down to the Finger Lakes, NY from Toronto for a long weekend. We were driving back late at night across the border, and dad drove right through the…

“Not too late to schedule a getaway for Labor Day”

With all at 40$ a barrel? The Albertans will be whinging again about Central and Atlantic Canada yet again, mark my words.

Ted Cruz was hatched in West Permanently Butthurt, Alberta.

I will be popping over to the Lightbox for this one.

Oh, no.

I am SO tired of these wretched white male 40-50-ish Republican douches whinging about their lack of privilege. Fuck them all. I would also love to find out that Jan is getting (and you’ll pardon the explicitness, please) fucked up the ass with a massive black dildo by a dominatrix.

Majestically phallused Richard Matt Lenny Kravitz is not flying that plane, nor is he flying at 49,000 ft.

Well if it’s peace, order and good government you’re looking for, a “Look North” Policy might be in order; except if Steven Harper and his “Conservative” party are “governing”.

I really need a Big Edie GIF saying “this, this is just NUTS!” right now.

This would be utterly fabulous.

Which ones, because charging based on weight is illegal. The FAA has standard weights that they use. I’m 191 cm (6’4”) and I weigh more than most people just because of my height...are you going to tall shame me?

Even the best of us have to fly “new” Delta at some point, darling.