Since it’s Saturday Night, I’m putting this little fellow or gal out there. It is a Quokka and it’s about the cutest thing I’ve ever seen (apart from my own Miss Dixie). I could totally see it holding a flag and being patriotic.

Starred for using the REAL Little Edie sequence. Although I loved JL and DB in the HBO film.

I do that ESPECIALLY if I hate them. It’s like the aural kiss of death.

As a Canadian, I just want to send a little bit of love to our cousins on Independence Day. We might get cross at times at your antics, and even a bit huffy about certain policies...but we can’t imagine what we would do without you.

“...Carol Channing just held your face and sighed in disappointment.”

Oh, Bobby...they’ve got your reserved seat in the Republican Klown Kar, right next to Mike aspiring-teenage-faux-transsexual-predator “Mike” Huckabee.

GOPJesus, and the money backing GOPJesus are somewhat important. I don't really understand why this isn't just an issue between a doctor and her/his patient...but then again, here in SovietCanuckistan we seem to have both socialized medicine and sharia law.

Looks like mashed turnip/rutabaga/swede.

“A new Krystalnacht is on its way...”

I recently flew from Frankfurt to Melbourne via Singapore on SIA...very impressed with the cleanliness, along with the service/catering (leg room could have been better, but was still okay) - what a change from the Self-Loading Cargo carriers in North America.

I had Dame Jane Horrocks’ Ab Fab impression of Yoko in my mind...but sadly all I am permitted to consider is “oh”.

Cher is my touchstone. I just did a closet cleanout, but my Cher concert t-Shirt when she thrilled us in Greensboro, NC, a long while back will stay forever. It was a glorious concert.

Darling, you should have patted the asshat on his head on your way out.

Yes. Yes, we can.

I see those utterly adorable Corgis, but I raise you by a Quokka.

This has got such a “South of The Border” feel to it, but before I visit, I must know if they have a bucket filled with Boehner’s tears, oh and a Skyline Chili would be nice as well...just NO FUCKING MOUND OF CHEESE.

1. Why do I find Jon Cryer so attractive in an astronaut suit. This is really bothering me. I’m thinking an Apollo-Soyuz kinda thing could be in the offing.

Having flown steerage on SovietCanuckistan Air Transport (AC) transatlantic and transcon but with oodles of SovietPlan points, and a certain credit card that shall remain nameless (VISA), I can agree. If you’ve got enough points or you’ve got high enough status, you’re good in general. Won’t be the best, but it will…

I SO wanted to love that movie, but it really was gawd awful - had to turn it off after 45 minutes.

Fight the good fight brethren and sistren (I know “sistren” isn’t a word, but it should be.)