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Can you have a series dedicated to a daily Fyre Fest update? This is never not funny.

The best way to handle Milo is to starve him of attention. Don’t voice outrage at his stupid statements. Don’t print interviews with him. Let him have his troll festival but stay away. Don’t have a counter protest, that just feeds the beast.

I would have gone with “why have children when you can have cake?” but that’s just how I roll. (Also, cake).

If anyone is discouraged about a Dem coming just shy of 50% in a red district with the nearest Republican challenger barely breaking 20%, then they need to re-evaluate their lives.

You know, I’m starting to think this guy isn’t as good a negotiator as he claims he is.

Caitlyn also claims she believes Robert represented Simpson because he was jealous that Kris married Bruce.

Context: I’d trust her to carry something like this out. I do not for a second trust Trump to effectively carry this out.

the bombs are landing in syria, but the target is the russian collusion storyline.

You may not think she’s beautiful, but she’s tall, thin, and blonde. She fits the part.

I was watching the news and they basically gave her a pass. She’s not being a force for good. She’s being a force for herself.

Kendall Jenner is truly the unheralded ambassador for black people.

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

Another suffragette has a superb plaque within Parliament, itself secretly (and illegally) placed there by the wonderful late MP Tony Benn.

Thank you for pointing out that this is a vulnerable, likely abused child who is being exploited by someone claiming to be a mental health professional. I admire her spunk, to a degree, but she should not be on television for our amusement and Dr. Phil should be ashamed of himself.

It’s not going to die. My wife works for the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid services, which is under HHS, which is itself under DoD. She and her colleagues have been fighting tooth and nail the last several months, and they are determined to keep the program a success.

You know what, I’ll take it. The stinging shame and embarrassment the baby handed “negotiator” must be feeling right now is solace enough in these dark times. Finish your drink, kiss someone near you consent permitting then get back to the barricades tomorrow because worse fights are coming.

I would have won the healthcare vote if you deduct the 3 million undocumented congressman who would have voted illegally.

Because the day he refuses to sign a bill they send him is they day they begin impeachment hearings.

The most successful people are those who are good at plan B.

Trump to House Republicans: “Stop trying to hurt Americans more than I want to hurt Americans, or your punishment will be to help Americans.”